Shit by Whit   |   A turd disguised as a Snickers bar squeezing it's way through the bowels of the constipated internet shooting for the sphincter.

They say "you're not shit if you don't have a web site"

Shit so good I had to share

So welcome to my site.

My name is Arthur B Sobotniqe, but for the sake of this blog, it's Whit, and the shit you see before you is entirely Whits' fault.

What's it all about Whit?

Shit. It's about any kind of shit that'll help you kill time.

noun: shit; plural noun: shits

  • feces. an act of defecating. "he just shit his pants."
  • a contemptible or worthless person. "he's a piece of shit."
  • something worthless; garbage; nonsense. "this book is shit"
  • unpleasant experiences or treatment. "I went through a lot of shit last year"
  • things or stuff, especially personal belongings. "he left his shit in my car."
  • events or circumstances. "some crazy shit happened last night"
  • any psychoactive drug, especially marijuana. "Kenny's 'Lemmon Kush' is some good shit."

So as you can see, there's an endless amount of shit (content) to choose from. Good shit and bad shit, stupid shit, cool shit, funny shit. I can do a section on shit to do, shit I'd do if I had money, shit not to do, shit to see and shit not worth seeing, and ShitByWhit wouldn't be shit without a "Shit I'd buy if I was Elon Musk" page. Shit of all kinds, here to help you kill time FREE of charge!

Why Whit? Why?

Because "Whit" rhymes with "Shit", that's why. I thought it important for a website blog about shit to have a catchy rhyming name containing the word "shit", and "Shit by Arthur" just didn't have the same ring to it. For $12/year, how can I go wrong?

Why the "Shit by Whit" web site Whit? Why?

It's a BLOG! When I see at all the bullshit on the internet these days and read about the money some of these bloggers, podcasters and "influencers" make sitting in front of a computer spewing shit, I can't help but think "shit, I can do that!" So off I went on this adventure to get "shit" to the top of Google's "shit list", posting anything I want without some piece of shit like Zuckerburg telling me what I can and cannot post. Shit by Whit is what I do instead of Facebook or Tweeter.

I can't be the #1 on Google's shit list without your help!

Google keeps track of how many visitors visit this blog. The more visitors Google sees, the higher the shit floats. If Google sees visitors returning time after time to spend a few (the more the better) minutes each day viewing my shit, the shit floats even higher. And if everyone killed time viewing this blog, Google would have no choice but to put Shit by Whit at the top of their shit list.

It's a little early to be throwing sponsor parties, but don't let the lack of content stop you from coming back and becoming one of those returning visitors! Every time you visit this site blog and spend a few minutes killing time, you're helping ShitByWhit become the #1 shit on Google.

The following slide show is here to help you kill a little time.

  • Down in hoo doo land

    You may be an ambassador to England or France

  • You may be the heavyweight champion of the world down in hoo doo land

    You may like to gamble, you might like to dance

  • Down in hoo doo land

    You may be the heavyweight champion of the world

  • You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls down in hoo doo land

    You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls

  • But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes in deed down in hoo doo land

    But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes in deed

  • You're gonna have to serve somebody down in hoo doo land

    You're gonna have to serve somebody.

  • Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord down in hoo doo land

    Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord

  • But you're gonna have to serve somebody down in hoo doo land

    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

  • Bob Dylan said that maybe down in hoo doo land

    Bob Dylan said that.

  • You should listen to it. It's a good song..

So thanks for visiting.

Remember:

  • "The same dudes that you must use on your way up, you might meet up... on your way down."
  • "If it flies, floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent."
  • "If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it."
  • "There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don’t want the patient to get well, because as long as the disease holds out they have not only an easy means of making a living, but also an easy medium through which to make themselves prominent before the public." ~Booker T Washington, 1911

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Summer 2020: Isolation.

Meanwhile, back in the desert...

Life aint so shitty

No vacancy

Cool summer breezes

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