I identify as an "old sore overweight dumb-ass off-white male heterosexual human that doesn't know shit" with a computer and an internet connection. I don't know or care what my nonbinary title is.

To pay my bills I work as a freelance web designer/developer and graphic designer for businesses and individuals around the country and I do that from my corporate headquarters located where ever I happen to be.

Selfless plug: If you'd like a new web site, need your existing web site updated, need a new logo, business cards, rack cards, ad creation or any other graphic services, contact me. I could use some work.

I'm also an ordained minister and the Reverend of The Chapel of Peace, Heavenly Views and Groovy Colors performing weddings and serving the needs of my congregation. If you'd like to make a donation to The Chapel of Peace, Heavenly Views and Groovy Colors food pantry, operating expenses or donation, please contact me.

Are you into "labels?" By all means, label me.

• I don't care what color a persons skin is and enjoy the variety of colors we have.
• I don't care what country you come from as long as you're not here trying to fuck up this country.
• I don't care which religion you believe in, practice or obey as long as that religion respects those with different beliefs.
• If you're a guy and enjoy fooling around with other guys, head on.
• If you're a gal and enjoy fooling around with other gals, head on.
• I don't care who marries who. In fact I don't even care how many wives or husbands or both you have!
• I believe mammals are born as either male or female, and for what ever reason, those are the only two natural options available. Our job is to play the hand we were dealt, like it or not. If you don't like the card you were dealt, you are free to bluff and call it what ever you want, but at the end of the game when you turn that card over, it's still the same card you were dealt.
• I believe guns are important tools to have around just like a snow shovel, jumper cables and a hammer is.
• I think looting and/or burning (ruining) businesses is a chickenshit way to "protest" anything.
• I believe males and female have the "right" to call all the shots when it comes to his or her body.
• If you "tell" me that "I must go left", you better explain to me why I can't go right.
• I love music and listen to it every waking minute of every day.
• I enjoy people that aren't afraid to stand up and speak their mind. I don't always like their timing.
• I enjoy getting into a little mischief now and then.
• I believe in "live and let live". …do what ever the hell you want as long as you're not doing harm to anyone else or anyone else's shit. If you deserve an "I told you so" after doing whatever it was you did, own up to it. If you get caught, beat up, injured or ripped off doing something you knew better than to do, I'll help you up but don't invite me to your pity party.
• I trust dogs more than I trust humans. If you don't like dogs and/or my dog doesn't like you, we're probably not going to get along.
• I will only use modes of transportation that stops where and when I want to stop, allows me to listen to loud music, have a gun and smoke, and has a window I can open if my traveling companion(s) farts.
• I don't watch or own a television. In fact, I hate television!

I don't believe in man made perfection, but I strive for it anyway, especially if I think I suck at it. …and I do suck at some things. Click here to download a complete list of the shit I suck at.

But I don't suck at everything! If you'd like to learn more about my talents, or would like to pay me to demonstarate those talents, or just find me so irresistibly facinating that you feel the need to communicate or buy me a house, here's how you reach me.

Miscellaneous shit in no particular order.

• I'm a U.S. Army veteran (DD214) achieving the rank of E4. Twice.
• I once held a top secret crypto security clearance.
• I've held an FAA commercial pilot license for over 40 years.
• I've spent thousands of hours of my life in the sky.
• I jumped out of a couple airplanes.
• I witnessed two airplane crashes that took 17 + 1 lives.
• I'm pretty sure I died in a motorcycle accident in 1977.
• I drove a 700+hp Porsche 930 race car and exceeded the speed limit. Thanks Jeff.
• I survived the Kawasaki Z-1 "death wobble" at 130mph.