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Where is my fucking mask

Posted in Current Events on August 12th, 2021

I have questions for president Joe Biden, Dr. Fauci, the other clowns in the Washington DC shit show and anyone that believes these goons are looking out for our best interest, and the first question is "where's my fucking mask?"

If you demand that we wear them, why haven't you been supplying them?

If you really wanted to stop the spread of Covid-19 and masks are the answer, why haven't you been delivering proper masks to every mail box, every door step and every open business for the past year?
Why have I never seen or heard of a location where I can go to pick up proper and safe masks free of charge?
Why isn't there a "GET MASKS HERE" link on the CDC website so I can be sure I get the proper protection instead of being ripped off by some ineffective Chinese copy?

You idiots have killed small businesses, you took away our jobs, prices are skyrocketing and you're ordering us to wear masks that we have buy with our own fucking money? What kind of bullshit is that? I'd think that at least one free mask per person – so we know what a proper mask looks like – would've been included in the trillions of dollars you've spent, but no. Not one single mask. You losers hand out needles to junkies and free condoms to highschool and college kids, but it never crossed your mind to give us masks.

Question for my illustrious governor Steve Sisolak; If proper masks are the answer and the feds won't provide them, why isn't Nevada stepping up to provide them? If you were really trying to stop the spread of Covid, shouldn't free access to proper mask for everyone in the state be a top priority? Where's my fucking mask Sisolak?

What is a proper mask?

Hell if I know. The people ordering me to wear one haven't shown me what a proper mask looks like, but according to the "journalists" at Wired.com, the materials testing organization ASTM International finally published the first-ever manufacturing standards on what constitutes a good face covering. It will take time for manufacturers to have their products tested and certified, but soon (soon?) you should be able to find cloth masks that have been vetted by a third party.

In the meantime, the best thing to do is make sure your mask follows the recommended guidelines from the CDC, fits well, and is clean. A good reusable mask should completely cover your nose and mouth, use at least two fabric layers, and be washable. When I receive a mask, I first use the light and candle test—can I see light through the weave? Can I blow a candle out while wearing it? The mask's weave should be tight enough to prevent you from doing either of those things.

December 27, 2021 update: Connecticut to Distribute At-Home COVID-19 Tests, N95 Masks

Two years into this pandemic the state of Connecticut plans to distribute 3 million at-home COVID-19 rapid tests and 6 million N95 facemasks this week to help blunt the rising number of infections. This is the first time I've heard of any state doing anything like this. Link to article

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